December 4, 2011 • 585 notes
So sassy!

So sassy!

December 3, 2011

Elizabeth Duke. Kevin Warsh. Donald Kohn.

These ugly motherfuckers are some of the reasons the world’s banks control everything. Find out why…

http://www.truth-out.org/77-trillion-wall-street-anything-keep-banksters-happy/1322841741

December 2, 2011 • 15 notes
As much as I love Bill & Ted, this shit is hard to stomach. Party on? Fuck off.

As much as I love Bill & Ted, this shit is hard to stomach. Party on? Fuck off.

November 30, 2011 • 42 notes
Isaac Asimov was my mother’s mentor and a surrogate father to me before he died in 1992. I made this because he envisioned a world where robots weren’t programmed to destroy. He also sorta envisioned robots way before other people, so maybe we should listen to him more than, say, James Cameron. #fuckskynet

Isaac Asimov was my mother’s mentor and a surrogate father to me before he died in 1992. I made this because he envisioned a world where robots weren’t programmed to destroy. He also sorta envisioned robots way before other people, so maybe we should listen to him more than, say, James Cameron. #fuckskynet

November 30, 2011 • 2,415 notes • sleepingtigers
Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.
Kurt Vonnegut (via sleepingtigers)

(via minnough)

November 30, 2011
Q
sorry but your tumblr sucks not thom yorke :(
Anonymous
A

Thanks for the message, Thom!

November 30, 2011 • 8 notes
This is my new Tumblr about Thom Yorke. Read some astounding facts about how much the lead singer of Radiohead sucks here.

This is my new Tumblr about Thom Yorke. Read some astounding facts about how much the lead singer of Radiohead sucks here.

November 28, 2011 • 1 note • thomyorkesucks
thomyorkesucks: A fact from guest contributor, standup comedian and host of the Belleville Mic Brock Savage. Brock is also the co-host (along with Calvin Cole) of The Zap Rowdowser Comedy Hour, a monthly show at Fornino (254 5th Avenue). “Thom Yorke once claimed to see a whale breach. But that was at Sea World, and that doesn’t really count.”

thomyorkesucks:

A fact from guest contributor, standup comedian and host of the Belleville Mic Brock Savage. Brock is also the co-host (along with Calvin Cole) of The Zap Rowdowser Comedy Hour, a monthly show at Fornino (254 5th Avenue).

“Thom Yorke once claimed to see a whale breach. But that was at Sea World, and that doesn’t really count.”

November 28, 2011
Listen to the Check Spot! I was a huge fan of Dan Cartwright, Arthur Carlson, and Dave Greek’s labor of love when I first started doing standup in New York. The podcast was a favorite of mine for it’s ground floor view of the New York City standup comedy scene. It’s been a real honor filling Dave’s big shows. That said, it’s been easy. I wear a size 12. Here are links to since last four episodes since I joined the team: November 23, 2011 - Guest: Matt Wayne October 24, 2011 - Guests: John Knefel and Dan Menke October 5, 2011 - Guests: David Smithyman and Kelly Fastuca September 30, 2011 - Relaunch

Listen to the Check Spot! I was a huge fan of Dan Cartwright, Arthur Carlson, and Dave Greek’s labor of love when I first started doing standup in New York. The podcast was a favorite of mine for it’s ground floor view of the New York City standup comedy scene.

It’s been a real honor filling Dave’s big shows.

That said, it’s been easy. I wear a size 12.

Here are links to since last four episodes since I joined the team:

November 23, 2011 - Guest: Matt Wayne

October 24, 2011 - Guests: John Knefel and Dan Menke

October 5, 2011 - Guests: David Smithyman and Kelly Fastuca

September 30, 2011 - Relaunch

November 27, 2011

Dreams are all you have
Dreams have held you back
Dreamers never live
only dream of it
Dream cars, dream houses
Dream jobs, dream spouses
Dreams of tornadoes
Cities of emeralds

And I know we swore we’d make more of ourselves…

Cursive, “Dorothy at 40”
November 26, 2011

I miss my boys. :-(

November 26, 2011 • 2 notes
I specialize in the world’s greatest Tumblrs: http://thomyorkesucks.tumblr.com

I specialize in the world’s greatest Tumblrs: http://thomyorkesucks.tumblr.com

November 25, 2011

I am a comedian.

I am not an art star.

But I am an artist.

I am a comedian.

November 25, 2011

The first time I realized our country was fucked was when I heard a girl at a party tell me this entire script verbatim as if she had come up with the idea herself.

Corn sugar is high-fructose corn syrup.

While high-fructose corn syrup is arguably the worst thing ever, its manufacturing governing body—The Corn Refiners Association—doesn’t care what it does to your body. They just want you to keep buying all this god damn corn they hitched their wagon to.

Get it?

Commercials are always propaganda. Some are just evil propaganda. Should we start making drinks again with sugar? Of course!

Will we?

November 24, 2011